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how do we possibly actually in real life eat hard boiled eggs. they smell exactly like farts. 
why don't they make conditioner bottles smaller than shampoo bottles?
are golden raisins from green grapes? why is there ever only one kind of golden raisin in a nice box, and little black raisins are everywhere. and why do we love them if a shriveled up purple grape is so nasty?
our bodies are COVERED with hairs. why does the hair above my lips decide to be the deepest darkest black? i found one yesterday about a half inch down and outboard from my bottom lip. what the f was that one about?

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